Hammer Demotivational Poster
SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!
STOP - HAMMER-TIME
NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939
STOP - hammer time
STOP! - Hammertime!
RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!
PLANNING - Planning is not necessary if you have a hammer, a saw and a lot of time to make corrections
WHY ARE WE STOPPING? - Oh... right.
CHRISTMAS - We're gonna get that red-suited bitch this year!
RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!
MOTIFAKE PSA - You DON'T want this...trust me!!! I know from experience
EXTERMINAUTS - The sane act of extinguishing hundreds of billions of innocent lives for the sake of stopping a single hint of corruption or disease.
PROOF - THIS IS PROOF THAT ONLY MR T CAN TOUCH MC HAMMER
SISTERS OF BATTLE - The closest to 2nd base a 40K nerd will ever get is painting their breastplate.
WARHAMMER 40K - Something you should check
TOUCH THIS - Sorry it's hammer time. you cant.
MUSIC OF THE 1990'S -
NUNS WITH GUNS -
GREY KNIGHTS - Because sometimes badass just isn't enough to get the job done.
GREY KNIGHTS - Like Jesus only with swords and guns And the Emperor And Orks
NATURAL SELECTION - The reason why women's buttocks are of a greater size than men's is that the anvil must always be bigger than the hammer.
TECHNOLOGY - For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three now.
SPACE MARINES - You Can Have My Bolter When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hand.
WHAT IS -
MEANWHILE - Back in Bin Laden's cave.
STOP! - HAMMER TIME!
GAY NINJA RAVE PARTIES - The space marines will never see it coming!
TOOLS - The female way
TOO LEGIT -
TED - He's the Moti network Ban-hammer guardian when the Mods are not using it. Oh, and he hates smart ass noobs.
STOP - HAMMER TIME!!! deleted deleted
HAMMERTIME - A hammertime 4-way Is...is that possible?
EVEN IN A COMBAT ZONE - Timmies exist. The one that did this was shot as he ran away. Just doing my part...
EXCUSE ME - Can I search your trunk for my junk? My nails might be in there.
HAMMER(ED) TIME - When the mountains turn blue, it's time to get hammered
YOU MODS -
WEEKEND TROLLS -
HALL OF LAME - For there is nothing quite as lame as Gold Lame
NO PAIN -
THE BANHAMMER - THIS BLOCK OF STEEL CAN DO 100% OF DAMAGE TO TIMMIES, TROLLS, HATERS, AND DISOBEDIENT WIFES......
THE AVATAR - Back in my day,he was a 50 foot tall, fire breathing, anger spewing, war god. Then nickelodeon made him gay.
STOP!!! - HAMMERTIME!!!
AGGYS B-DAY POEM -
MASTER BAITER -
THE NEW MODS -
BANHAMMER SIDE EFFECTS - NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE -
CRABDANIELE STRIKES AGAIN - Another Timmy bites the dust
ICE FISHING -
BEING A MODERATOR AND CONTRIBUTOR - a fine balancing act
SOMETHING FOR THE MODS -
THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!
BANHAMMER TIME - A Moderator Will Call Your Number When It Is Time For You To Be Banned. Thank You For Being A Timmy
THE REGULATOR'S - Don't take it personal TIMMY. Your mommy still loves you. Probably.
ALDAMAR VON KETTLEBRACH - Aldamar Von Kettlebrach is not amused
Personal Experience -
you are -
If your only tool is a hammer... -
Male or Female -
Can't Touch This -
Seal of Banishment -
IN THE BEGINNING - MOD said let there be a tool that shall be administered with vengeance under my name. And it was good.
WHO WATCHES THE TIMMIES -
GREY SCORPION - Had an upgrade since his promotion to moderator. Hand him the banhammer and he'll be stronger than God.
AGGY'S HAMMER -
QUALITY ASSURANCE SPECIALIST - Do You Suffer From "Timmyism"? There Is A Cure @ Motifake Like Baseball - 3 Strikes & You Are Out
BUWAHAHAHA!!! - REVENGE THE MODS HAVE IT!!
SO YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A BABY ON MOTIFAKE -
BANG BANG -
THE MODS -
TIMMIE V2.4 -
YOU WANT IT AGAIN! -
MOTIFAKE - In it's infancy there was no Banhammer, and punishment was swift, fierce and very, very painful.
IF I WERE A MOD... - Consider yourself a nail!
SLEDGE HAMMER - For when a normal hammer isn't enough to smash Timmies.
BANEWOLF - Now with the cleansing power of oxi-clean, oh wait...
STOP - LEMON THYME
STOP - hammertime!
STOP! - Hammer Time deleted deleted
STOP - Hammer time!
Mind Controlling Hammer -
STOP - hammer time
BANHAMMER - Because there are people who think V6isalie.
S-S-S-STOP - S-s-s-stam-mm-mer t-t-time
STOP - Hammer time . (and this thing WILL stop ya)
Weird Science -
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