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Hammer Demotivational Poster

SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!



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Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by spacedog

twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you shitting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm

NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939

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Rating: 2.78/5

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STOP - hammer time

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Rating: 4.49/5

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DemonicGTR - September 5, 2011, 6:14 pm
I saw this picture on another site, but your subtitle is funnier. 5 ghillie suits
the1stCOMMI3 - September 4, 2011, 5:59 pm
COD fail= WIN in my book

STOP! - Hammertime!

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Rating: 2.71/5

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RELIGION - Because the crusades were so fun!


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Rating: 4.81/5

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Faithii - May 22, 2011, 1:21 pm
Its always the lame pics that make me giggle.

PLANNING - Planning is not necessary if you have a hammer, a saw and a lot of time to make corrections

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Rating: 4.32/5

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culos - October 15, 2010, 5:03 pm
No way you crazy devil, own up, this looks like the building you work at because you work there....
eldiabloloco - October 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
Now that looks like some of the work that was done before at the apartment complex i work at

WHY ARE WE STOPPING? - Oh... right.

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Rating: 4.57/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2013, 6:31 pm
It Took Me Some Time To See It But Hammertime 5L .
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:32 am
A 5L morning chuckle...thanks Papa.

CHRISTMAS - We're gonna get that red-suited bitch this year!

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Rating: 2.52/5

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RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!

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Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
stop reposting plz

MOTIFAKE PSA - You DON'T want this...trust me!!! I know from experience

EXTERMINAUTS - The sane act of extinguishing hundreds of billions of innocent lives for the sake of stopping a single hint of corruption or disease.

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Rating: 3.43/5

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magicnagnets - December 2, 2011, 5:57 pm
It's "Exterminatus" and they use it as the last resort, if the Imperium can't keep it, it's sure is hell they wont let it fall in some dirty xeno's hands. Also they try to evacuate first, if possible, like the example picture, Orks and Tyranids you say?


SISTERS OF BATTLE - The closest to 2nd base a 40K nerd will ever get is painting their breastplate.

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Rating: 4.19/5

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Verdeckt - August 3, 2011, 7:12 am
It rub5 the lotion... tickled my fancy.

WARHAMMER 40K - Something you should check

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Rating: 1.35/5

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Rexman - August 7, 2010, 7:25 pm
The word "Deamon" is spelled correctly as that the name of a demon-like faction in Warhammer 40K.
Tyler - August 21, 2009, 5:03 pm
"No, really, Spelling - Something you SHOULD check.
. - June 26, 2009, 3:49 pm
lol nice one retard, except that he did actually misspell Daemon as Deamon
Dominic - June 22, 2009, 2:18 am
LOLOLOLOL i guess most people dont get why this is so funny! you fucking owned the "spelling" guy.

TOUCH THIS - Sorry it's hammer time. you cant.

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Rating: 3.42/5
WTF - March 23, 2009, 4:58 pm
This one cracked me up! 4 lions! Good one.
Arpaleggia - September 10, 2008, 5:26 pm
Yes it's good, but stop biggin up ur own shit nigga!
datnigga - August 20, 2008, 8:40 pm
wait, i made this poster! winnar.
datnigga - July 7, 2008, 12:47 am
don'y bash him, you know u liked it anyway
No. - July 3, 2008, 7:31 pm
The picture by itself was enough. You made it suck by making a bad poster of it.


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Rating: 4.27/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL... If it wasn't done that often, i'd make another "STOP - Hammer Time"-pic!
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:37 pm
I hate the song that ripped off the tune to Ice Ice Baby, something abou t "money" Psshh!
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
Fact: I crank up the radio every time I hea "Ice, Ice, Baby" on the Retro Lunch.
R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 4:09 pm
I still got my hammer pants. The wife HATES them!
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 4:07 pm
can you say hammer pants? 5L's
Crashedmonkey - April 5, 2010, 9:09 am


GREY KNIGHTS - Because sometimes badass just isn't enough to get the job done.

GREY KNIGHTS - Like Jesus only with swords and guns And the Emperor And Orks

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tiobane - March 27, 2009, 3:33 am
real nice ;) but you need to know warhammer^^

NATURAL SELECTION - The reason why women's buttocks are of a greater size than men's is that the anvil must always be bigger than the hammer.

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Rating: 4.84/5

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Rayzr32 - September 7, 2011, 4:43 am
Holy cr*p I'm laughing so hard. Going to be totally worth it when I try it out on my girlfriend...
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:50 pm

lolz....tell your wifey that one yet?
Alixian - September 6, 2011, 7:41 am
It's not the size of the hammer that counts, it's how good you hit the anvil with it

TECHNOLOGY - For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three now.

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Rating: 4.33/5

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Chef - July 7, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks Face... The sci-fi theme from a slightly skewed perspective (I hope)
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:06 pm
Nice. Very cool pic Chef.

SPACE MARINES - You Can Have My Bolter When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hand.


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Rating: 4.66/5

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rerun - July 17, 2010, 12:25 pm

I too am thinking of jumping on the ban wagon.
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2010, 11:53 am
Yeah, this isn't my first square dance. Far too many lousy posters and mouthy noobs lately. I for one can't wait till school is back in session.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 11:48 am

Just until timmy wakes up, you know how it gos
TheTrashHeap - July 17, 2010, 11:47 am
Aggie owns the top 5 today it seems!
Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:14 pm

i don't have an "A" game. besides...its aggy...how many of you greys could beat this?
forseti - July 16, 2010, 11:37 am
should get only one majestical, symbolical lion, but i didn't want to ruin the 5L-votings... ;)
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:48 pm

OK noobs (newcomers), this is how it is done. Bring your "A" game
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:41 pm
Reality Lord - July 15, 2010, 8:28 pm

Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:14 pm
Because that's the only POWER cowards have on this site
msouth - July 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
OK, it looks like you are really trying to make a good poster here, but aren't you concerned that it is, in fact, a picture of ONE LION? I mean, seriously, think of the subconscious pressure that's going to put on people.


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Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:14 am
Hammer head soon to be upgraded to an empty Guinness keg.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2010, 5:20 pm

huge lolz. beauty dude!

MEANWHILE - Back in Bin Laden's cave.


GAY NINJA RAVE PARTIES - The space marines will never see it coming!

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Rating: 2.31/5

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ageofreclamation - November 9, 2009, 9:09 pm
oh snap!


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 5:28 pm
Awesome pic airman, 5L


TOOLS - The female way

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Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


TED - He's the Moti network Ban-hammer guardian when the Mods are not using it. Oh, and he hates smart ass noobs.

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Rating: 3.92/5

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STOP - HAMMER TIME!!! deleted deleted

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Rating: 3.65/5

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HAMMERTIME - A hammertime 4-way Is...is that possible?

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EVEN IN A COMBAT ZONE - Timmies exist. The one that did this was shot as he ran away. Just doing my part...

EXCUSE ME - Can I search your trunk for my junk? My nails might be in there.

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Rating: 3.38/5

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 3:21 pm
Stop!! hammer time!

HAMMER(ED) TIME - When the mountains turn blue, it's time to get hammered

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Rating: 2.6/5

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Reality Lord - April 16, 2011, 9:59 pm

not my flaunt fors.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 5:01 pm
Ah great. Now Reality Lord has no choice but to fart in my "general die-rection."
forseti - April 16, 2011, 3:39 pm
Thx for flaunting, I missed it! 5L
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 10:02 pm
this took effort and thought, and for that....5L, nice RL, very nice
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 9:58 pm
Nice one RL.

HALL OF LAME - For there is nothing quite as lame as Gold Lame


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Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?


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Rating: 3.21/5

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NoOneOfConsequence - May 16, 2011, 1:33 pm
agdaniele - March 24, 2011, 12:52 am
That banhammer is too aged and weathered... the banhammers are only used on timmy heads... and no hammer suffers greatly, bouncing off nerf heads and kleenex-padded timmy basements.
GySgt1811 - March 23, 2011, 1:42 am
Disobedient wifes what...? Don't leave us hanging.

THE AVATAR - Back in my day,he was a 50 foot tall, fire breathing, anger spewing, war god. Then nickelodeon made him gay.

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Rating: 2.16/5

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TheOne - November 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
Aren't two of those "hammers" "mases" and i think the one in the bottom right corner is a anchor o.o?



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Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - May 7, 2012, 7:31 pm
Trea5ured memories.
fan4camping - May 7, 2012, 7:21 pm
5L because it reminds me of me and my lil brother at that age


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Rating: 4.69/5

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agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:12 pm
Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 9:28 pm
The grin is priceless
spacedog - June 25, 2010, 9:17 pm
Nice one Face. 5L
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 6:08 pm
Why does genius always get voted down by stupidity? This deserves better 5L!!!


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Rating: 4.53/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 7:18 pm
Wow, had no idea, Jews were involved, shit, I should run off the site now! lmao What diff does it make?
rerun - January 9, 2011, 7:14 pm

It's a club.....
Cubbybear - January 9, 2011, 7:08 pm
What's with all the Jewish Mods?....LOL!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:52 pm
Agg, I didn't say FAP!
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 5:07 pm
I told you to go with padded walls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2011, 4:05 pm
$400 damage to the drywall alone this weekend at MotiHQ. gonna have to give them the 5LB'r. and I thought with those emmense forearms they sport, they'd have been able to grip it better
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 3:43 pm
Put that thing down... you don't know how to use it!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:40 am
Fab! lol 5L's



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Rating: 4.41/5

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culos - February 12, 2011, 3:59 am
Could 'woof' be the sound you make when she hits you in the belly????
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 9:55 pm
If anyone can figure out why I still say "woof" to this... please let me know. Except for moooooo.. you can keep it to yourself.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:29 am
If only.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 3:26 am
That would probably bring new meaning to purple nurple.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:24 am
Hand job? Out of the question.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:24 am
I should be so lucky.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 3:20 am
My only fear would be that she would pinch you off.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:11 am
If she does, you might wanna listen. Still no reason to make eye contact.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 3:09 am
Did someone mention my name?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:07 am
Awwwww..... did Ice fall off the grid?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:51 am
Is that German for hawt?
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 2:48 am
At least she's ambidextrous.
Bob D. Sailor - May 13, 2010, 12:31 am
She may have more muscles than I do, but atleast she don't have one of them goldish orange spray on tans that look like crap. 5L for finding a HOT body builder chick.
Sho - May 12, 2010, 5:17 pm
Somehow I'm still distracted by them titz
thatonechick - May 12, 2010, 9:05 am
Damn, I'm cut! *kisses bicep*
forseti - May 12, 2010, 9:02 am
not as ugly and masculine like the most (fe)male bodybuilders and at least she can handle some beer cases
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 8:58 am
Are you kidding? She looks bantastic! Standing in front of a timy, hammer resting on her shoulder, as she points out to left field.

CRABDANIELE STRIKES AGAIN - Another Timmy bites the dust

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Rating: 4.33/5

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motifake - March 16, 2010, 7:26 pm

ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 5:14 pm
Wow. He looks just as I had pictured him. 5 crab cakes.


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Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - July 28, 2010, 6:33 pm

I have to agree with the Mrs. on this one, Wow.
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 10:24 am
5 Cases of bait for you Capn.
Cubbybear - July 28, 2010, 10:23 am
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
thatonechick - July 28, 2010, 9:13 am
culos - July 28, 2010, 9:10 am
I'm sorry Mr and Mrs Rerun but this is a solid 5!
crankyhead - July 28, 2010, 2:34 am
I'm scared to vote lol
Bartimaeus - July 28, 2010, 2:21 am
Worms? So Spacedog had a role in this, too.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 2:08 am
Nice knowing you. 5L's


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Rating: 4.11/5

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Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:51 am
Nice! A clean and different approach to the mods! Well done air
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Me? I'm the crosswind.


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Rating: 4/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 10:41 pm

too bad, I could have helped you along those other lines.
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 10:35 pm
No... I'm just scared.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 10:34 pm

you have something else in mind for it?
thatonechick - April 5, 2010, 10:31 pm
This paddle is not coming into the Great Hall of Moddery.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:44 pm

ummmmm, no. That just sounds uncomfortable.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 9:41 pm
So, you're not going to wear the paddle like a beaver tail?
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:37 pm

well, in theory he left his women happpy....I on the other hand am a typical male, I got mine and fell asleep.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 9:34 pm
Good man! Makes you sound like old school Bond.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:31 pm

oh no......all male here. I have a long list of very disappointed women to prove it.
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 9:28 pm
As long as you don't start calling yourself Briton of Rerun.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:27 pm

I eat beaver, um...not what we were talking about?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 9:12 pm
Banhammer, I think rerun just replaced you. Or, he feels like he should've been born a beaver.
rerun - April 5, 2010, 7:55 pm

I am flying in to pick it up. I have just the right use for this...

THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!

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Rating: 3.86/5

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Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 6:14 pm
Yes! This one's the winner, hands down. I'd give you 10 lions if I could.

BANHAMMER TIME - A Moderator Will Call Your Number When It Is Time For You To Be Banned. Thank You For Being A Timmy

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Rating: 3.5/5

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THE REGULATOR'S - Don't take it personal TIMMY. Your mommy still loves you. Probably.

ALDAMAR VON KETTLEBRACH - Aldamar Von Kettlebrach is not amused

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Rating: 1.79/5
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 10:39 am
And neither is anyone else based on the rating of this poster...

Personal Experience -

you are -

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Rating: 5/5

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Perseverance -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 5, 2013, 12:48 am
Yeah, have had quite a few of those days...damn neighbours! 5L for reminding me to clean off the evidence and then put my hammer away.

If your only tool is a hammer... -

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Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:29 am
Grandpa used to try to "save the nail" by taking a small drill bit and drilling through the nail to empty the blood. I don't remember it ever working, though...
Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:29 am
Grandpa used to try to "save the nail" by taking a small drill bit and drilling through the nail to empty the blood. I don't remember it ever working, though...
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:30 pm
Been there more times than I 5Like to remember. Saves a hell of a lot of $ on nail polish though.

Male or Female -


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Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
rerun - October 10, 2010, 10:42 am

I met his in NorCal after he fell on hard times. He was rather humble.
fasteddie - October 10, 2010, 9:00 am
I still can't believe anyone didn't know he was a tool.....
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:20 pm

to think I am broke, I hired those 45 cousins as my money managers.
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:18 pm
Y'know rerun, I guess it's a bitch getting mugged while sleeping in a box in that alley. Buck up lil soldier. Times will get better.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:03 pm
I almost bought some once.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:02 pm

I sure miss those pants
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 10:59 pm
we pray?!?

Translation -

Can't Touch This -

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Rating: 5/5

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- February 19, 2014, 7:34 pm
The pole appears to be flexing... more than she is. XD
MissPriss - February 19, 2014, 3:59 pm
OMG! Me too. Thank gawd she doesn't do lap dances. Lipstick on your man's collar is one thing...big foot prints on his pant legs?
lgvernon - February 19, 2014, 1:11 pm

The first things I noticed here were her filthy feets~~~GAAAAAAAAA!

Seal of Banishment -

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Rating: 4.88/5

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Pagong - August 2, 2013, 12:55 am
No problemo. The power of Moderators. Just don't use it on me. At least, not yet.
lgvernon - August 1, 2013, 5:32 pm

I agree! Can I get this with sparklies on it?
Reality Lord - August 1, 2013, 7:46 am

hmmmm...mind if we borrow this from time to time?


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Rating: 4.82/5

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forseti - August 11, 2011, 2:03 am
I know them moderators for some days and I'm pretty sure they'd all use neither the hammer nor lightning with her... I let you know the "tool" in a pm perhaps.


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Rating: 4.75/5

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IN THE BEGINNING - MOD said let there be a tool that shall be administered with vengeance under my name. And it was good.

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agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:11 pm
See? That's what I'm talking about! 5L for stepping up to the plate!
lesterinside - March 9, 2010, 8:12 am
Thanks guys, I hate that guy Aggy too! XD
ICEMAN - March 9, 2010, 1:07 am
You're a real 'comedian' there Lester. Heh, heh.
spacedog - March 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
Fabulous job Lester, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 10:53 pm
LMFAO!!!! This one is supreme!

GREY SCORPION - Had an upgrade since his promotion to moderator. Hand him the banhammer and he'll be stronger than God.

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Rating: 4.36/5

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GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 10:56 am
ohhh!! I like my HAWT new look. Chick's be diggin' me now...how can they resist my multi attachment(with variable speeds) stinger now? very nice!! 5L
PhxDebbie - June 2, 2010, 8:47 am
5L's I want one of those for a hood ornament hahahaha
Anything - June 2, 2010, 12:50 am
Grey scorpion is red.


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Rating: 4.34/5

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forseti - March 27, 2010, 2:05 pm
now i understand... ;)
Sean - March 27, 2010, 1:38 pm
And that's not even a very nail ... though somehow I think I'm missing the point. *snickers*
Sparrowgirl - March 27, 2010, 1:24 pm
5 Very happy lion cheeks winking at you
lesterinside - March 27, 2010, 6:49 am
LOL. A Chinese friend could help
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 8:32 pm
I drew my inspiration from Sean's work... and still can't find fault in it... unlike the bottom 50% of my cache. But, thanks a million, GS! Good to hear that from respected members.
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 8:29 pm
Aggy, I bow to your brilliance, you are the best at pic to text ratio, better than SEAN,.... you hear that!, rabbit ears!!
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 8:17 pm
"oh my my, oh hell yes, honey put on your party dress" 5L
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
rerun - March 26, 2010, 7:52 pm

It wouldn't have broke if you hadn't thrown it so hard at the last batch of Timmies
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 7:05 pm
Aggy, I would ExtenZe a helping hand... but I don't swing that way. 5L.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 7:00 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 26, 2010, 6:58 pm
5 viagras for the Italian quarter horse!
R.S.Jake - March 26, 2010, 6:55 pm


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AdmiralAckbar - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
my fave so far was a hand drawn picture of two people doing it doggy, no naughty parts, was child porn. I do not know where they got that from. I was like wow.
forseti - September 9, 2010, 6:58 pm
Try a anime tunnel with cut off text! Back to the roots, pzy! ;)
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 6:39 pm
i've collected - tagged, not funny enough, overused pic, speeling error, pixelated, not a motifake, nsfw, be more creative, politifake, and racist. i was doing pretty well, until i started getting good ones.

QUALITY ASSURANCE SPECIALIST - Do You Suffer From "Timmyism"? There Is A Cure @ Motifake Like Baseball - 3 Strikes & You Are Out

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Rating: 4.29/5

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Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 2:16 pm
I don't see why not.
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:07 pm
Is it still considered a drive by when you are riding a burro?
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 2:05 pm
Aggy is the king of drive by banning!
TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 10:24 am
And the ban pool skimmer, the ban and beef burrito, and the ban lowrider.
Faceplant31 - June 24, 2010, 10:21 am
I thought you introduced the ban mower aggy?
spacedog - June 23, 2010, 9:00 pm
Cue the chin music.
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 8:54 pm
(unless the mod is throwing bean balls)


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Rating: 4.15/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:30 pm
I have replaced my soul with motifake. And I am the better for it. I thought this was especially funny as I found it when I went to see if my submission had been accepted...and it was the one right before this...lulz
thatonechick - April 8, 2010, 10:27 am
I suppose it can be argued that Motifake is as important as the state our souls. Or more probably, it is more important. I guess I see his point.
R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 10:20 am
Dang TOC, I thought that was EXACTLY what Aggy told me I was doing! So much for my "Saint Peter" complex!
lesterinside - April 8, 2010, 10:20 am
LOL. 5L Phy!!!
thatonechick - April 8, 2010, 9:47 am
Why do some people take rejection so personally? We're rejecting a poster they put five seconds of their life into, we're not rejecting their mortal souls from heaven. Sheesh.


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Rating: 4.04/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:11 am
There seems to be a lot of whining around here lately, If you can't take a little criticism and you insist on submitting posters en masse without putting any real effort into them then YOU HAVE COME TO THE WRONG SITE! Study the site and then try harder.
Krissie - March 14, 2010, 1:48 am
Ive seen some big crybabies on here before, this is an AWESOME poster. 5L from me! love it!
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 12:19 am
Not to self: lock nightstand from now on. 5L


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Rating: 3.87/5

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rerun - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am

Love the song and the poster as well


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Rating: 3.57/5

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Rating: 3.54/5

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Produceman117 - March 1, 2010, 12:51 am
For the 84th f*cking time: DSATHeDRiZZLe. Use this on him. And then stick it in his vagina. Seriously.
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 11:05 pm
If they are looking in the mirror, wouldn't it say "nab?" You have to reverse the letters, like those paddles they sell in...I've said too much...
agdaniele - February 16, 2010, 11:04 pm
When did we start hitting them in the head?!?!? I didn't get the memo.
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2010, 6:02 pm
Now that you mention it you are right Matt, i thought i knew what i was talking about
Fatt Matt - January 21, 2010, 11:38 am
The imprint on the forehead would be backwards, thus making the reflection read correctly... I think...
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 7:59 pm
Eh it would still be a symbol of one douchebaggerey
CpnKangaroo - January 20, 2010, 7:45 pm
actually everytime they look in the mirror, it will be backwards? non-the-less 5l
rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:39 pm

The Ban Brand Hammer


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Rating: 3.5/5

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GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 10:41 am
OMG!! He took Me and Rated me last night. I feel so dirty now. 5 "I need a shower now's"


MOTIFAKE - In it's infancy there was no Banhammer, and punishment was swift, fierce and very, very painful.

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Rating: 3.32/5

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IF I WERE A MOD... - Consider yourself a nail!

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Rating: 3.25/5

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Kaylebor - May 25, 2012, 6:27 pm
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:58 pm
heavy-handed tactics are never the answer.
tryal - August 6, 2010, 10:20 pm
my mom always said i was spheshul
rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:17 pm

Ironic in that this poster got another motifaker banned.;-)
tryal - August 6, 2010, 10:51 am
you could also consider yourself hammered :)

SLEDGE HAMMER - For when a normal hammer isn't enough to smash Timmies.

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Rating: 2.95/5

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Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 11:00 pm
No! Bad Timmy! Don't make me get my belt again! This poseter=truth 5/5
Capz - October 6, 2009, 3:00 pm
Fuck you Timmies is AWESOME

BANEWOLF - Now with the cleansing power of oxi-clean, oh wait...

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Rating: 2.94/5

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Rating: 2.83/5

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Dess - January 30, 2009, 7:19 pm
boylizard - January 16, 2009, 5:22 pm
very nice
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 26, 2008, 12:09 am
RnR - July 25, 2008, 9:15 pm
ax - July 25, 2008, 5:59 pm
omg that´s just genious
Rogue - June 12, 2008, 5:38 am
Hilarious! xD
kevdog - May 17, 2008, 11:28 pm
Nice work

STOP - hammertime!

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Rating: 2.55/5

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STOP! - Hammer Time deleted deleted

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Rating: 2.33/5

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STOP - Hammer time!

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Rating: 2.17/5

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Mind Controlling Hammer -

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Rating: 2.08/5

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STOP - hammer time

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Rating: 2.05/5

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BANHAMMER - Because there are people who think V6isalie.

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Rating: 1.78/5

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S-S-S-STOP - S-s-s-stam-mm-mer t-t-time

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Rating: 1.64/5

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bOB cHIN - August 20, 2009, 2:51 pm
ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop...He's the scatman...yeah, the scatman. Sung to "The Taxman" by the Beatles
Sean - August 7, 2008, 11:43 pm
Youtube: "Stutter Rap" ... check it out.

STOP - Hammer time . (and this thing WILL stop ya)

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Rating: 1.62/5

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Weird Science -

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Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
ROTFL! 5 geek lions! LUV IT!
Greybeard - October 11, 2015, 10:38 pm
Thank you :)
concern3 - October 11, 2015, 1:59 pm
funny a 5er